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The Blessed and the Damned

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Written by Phil Smith and Janrae Frank; cover by Kaolin Fire

Bluey's Corner

See Bluey sneer. Sneer, Bluey, sneer.

Fri, 04 Jul 2008: Jesse Helms

Despite already having given some thought to the subject of people dying and not generally keeping our traps shut, I simply couldn't resist saying something when Jesse Helms celebrated Independence Day by expiring. Once again I'd like to share some words from another luminary: the much-missed Bill Hicks.

You know what would make tightening my belt a little easier? If I could tighten it around Jesse Helms' scrawny little chicken neck.

Ah, I feel better about the sacrifice right now! You fucking tobacco-pushing motherfucker! You are the worst fucking drug dealer in the fuckin' world. you scrawny, right-wing, fear-mongering sucker of Satan's cock! You suck Satan's cock, you fuckin' chicken-neck little fuckin' cracker!

I'd tighten my belt if that were the case. I'd eat baloney for a week. I'd sacrifice.

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Tue, 08 Jul 2008: Name Generators updated.

I've updated the name generator code. Users of the dwarf name generator and the elf name generator should find selecting names somewhat easier.

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