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Are your players having too easy a time of things? Are you having one of those days where you wish just one thing would go wrong for them? Just one small thing? More to the point, are you so mind-numbingly bored that a puerile laugh at the PCs' expense seems like a good idea? Don't you just wish there was some tool made that job a whole lot easier, even though chances are you'll only use it once before the novelty wears off? Are you prepared to endure the withering scorn of your players for the sake of a childish giggle?
If you answered 'no' to any of these questions, this article is not for you. All right?
Dog Turd: If a creature steps into an area littered with dog turds it might step on one with unfortunate and messy consequences. The turd makes an attack roll (base attack bonus +0) against the creature. For this attack, the creature's armour, shield, natural armour and deflection bonuses do not count. A creature that treads in dog mess must make a successful Balance check (DC 0) or fall prone, to the amusement of all and sundry. The creature also suffers a -2 penalty on Diplomacy checks until he scrapes it off his foot. At the GM's discretion the turd, while present, also marks the victim out as the preferred target for any otyughs in the area and gives creatures with the special quality of Scent a +2 bonus on Survival checks to track him.