What weighs approximately an ounce, allows you to ignore the shock and physical trauma from a knife-wound and boosts your strength to obscene levels? Magic potions. That's right. We believe you, Asterix. It's a magic potion. (sigh) He'll never get over it if he doesn't admit he has a problem, you know. Meanwhile, you shameless junkies can satisfy your disgusting addiction by playing with the controls below.