Slack 'n' Hash

Robe of Useful Items

The robe of useful items contains all the mundane equipment you'll ever need on an adventure*.

Robe of Useful Items

Your robe of useful items has the following patches:

  • A pork chop dating back to 1983.
  • A thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is.
  • Nickolaus Pacione.
  • Some wee.
  • A robot filled with milk.
  • A C90 tape full of coughing noises.

* Assuming all the mundane equipment you'll ever need consists of two pits, a wooden ladder, three windows, a couple of dogs and a rowboat.

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