Which secret society should one join? There are so many of them, with so many different aims! The problem with this crazy world is that there are simply too many choices. If only we could click a button, such as the one labelled So Mote It Be, conveniently located below this very paragraph! Why, a button like that might even generate the name of a cult and its ultimate intention. Hey, wait a minute…
Bluey's Legion of Greedy Buggers is a band of lard-arses that seeks to eat all the pies.
They are bloody dangerous, and have infiltrated the pie shop.
Their secret password is Bangin'!
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