Ensconced within its Cubicle of Wisdom, the Omniscient Lavatory sees all and knows all. Especially what you get up to, you dirty little monkey.
So come forth! Lift the lid of ignorance, appease your master with the air freshener of humility and drink ye deep from the wisdom of…
The Omniscient Lavatory says:
Pick a topic and a question from the drop-down list-boxes and I shall enlighten you. Now go away.
Do you seek enlightenment? The Omniscient Lavatory has answers to all your problems. Just email your questions to the Omniscient Lavatory and wait patiently. Please keep your questions short.